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Speaking of Santa... in what's become an annual Christmas tradition here at Suburban Turmoil, I present to you the very best bad Santas I could find.
Tickle-Torture Santa
Elves-You-Have-My-Permission-to-Eat-This-One Santa
I-Didn't-Push-Him-He-Fell Santa
When-Grandma-Grew-a-Beard Santa
And-Now-I've-Seen-It-All Santa
Scream-and-I'll-Squeeze-You-Like-a-Grape Santa
I-Thought-the-Sign-Said-"SATANS-Wanted" Santa
Iron-Grip Santa
I-Should-Have-Switched-to-Geico Santa
Mind-Control Santa
Hope-Your-Mommy-is-Willing-to-Pay-My-Dry-Cleaning-Bill Santa
By-the-Time-You're-in-Makeup-and-Pantyhose-You-Really-Should-Know-Better Santa
This-MUST-be-That-Kid-I-Gave-Coal-to-Every-Christmas Santa
There-Goes-My-Knee-Replacement Santa
Who-Farted Santa
Damn-'Furkids' Santa
Recession Santa
Don't-Hate-on-My-Bling Santa
Casual-Friday SantaSee the Bad Santas from 2007 and 2006 here and here!
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28 comments:
ooooooo I never realized how much of a CREEP santa can be!! Hilarious
*Another job crossed off my post-retirement list* ;)
Wow. Some of those are just frightening!
Absolutely hilarious!
Can't--- breathe--from--- LAUGHING!!! LOLOLOL
santa number 5 looks the santa we always go to. hes a jerk. haha
Okay..so really I think this is the hardest I have laughed..in I don't know..FOREVER!
This link is my newest e-mail forward! Thanks!
Thats just hysterical! I hate Santa pictures and these guys are why. Well them and the Santa at my daughters day care years ago. When I leaned in to pop her onto his lap I got a massive waft of smoke and beer. I handed the munchkin off to a friend, leaned in again and quietly asked if he had been drinking.
The b****** leaned toward me and whispered "No, I wore my suit to the club last night and didn't have time to get it cleaned."
"To the club?", I asked a bit suprised.
"Yeah, you get free lap dances in the suit." he replied.
We went to the mall that year.
LMAO! LOVE your captions, Lindsay!
Those are great! MilwaukeeMoms.com is having a contest like this. Totally funny:-)
i really,really like the casual friday santa, all he needs are some tattoos and peircings...
Call me crazy but these actually make me look forward to our visit to Santa this year!
Oh my god. That is my dog...he's identical. LOL. I should totally make that my xmas card this year...
Who would give their kid a lillipop before taking them to see Santa when the KNOW the kids is going to have a fit?
Oops, I guess I woke up on the judgmental side of the bed today.
Bling Santa...that rocks! You are full of funny, you know that?
HYSTERICAL! I'll be laughing for a long time about some of these. Personally, I have a "Had too many eggnogs before work" Santa photo. Yes, my mother let me sit on the lap of a wasted Santa when I was but a wee babe. (Sigh.) I never make those mistakes. I"m a perfect mom... (twitch)
I have laughed my ass off each year you've done this post. I had to share it with my twitter peeps... THANKS!
(TheBookMamma = twitter)
I came back a second time and read them again..I think I laughed HARDER this time. OH. LAWDY.
I just got done flipping through all three years...I haven't laughed so hard in awhile....
OMG I just honest to God laughed out loud like four times which I never do. Especially when I haven't been drinking. That was really funny. Mind control Santa was one of my faves - just too odd and hilarious. Also the girl with make-up and hose wtf?
I am laughing so hard I am crying...BAHAHHAAA
Hell, yeah, I'm taking my dogs to sit on Santa's lap at the mall this year. :P
Fun post!
RE: Elves-You-Have-My-Permission-to-Eat-This-One Santa"
I didn't know Mr. Spock did christmas.
hahahaha!!! those are great!!!
I love angry santa! Ho, ho, ho -- now get the f out of here!
I am dying here with your captions.
I mean, "Recession Santa."
The sum total of these images makes me very happy we're still lying through our teeth about the guy. Every time a white-bearded, red-costumed chap walks by, we're all "Hey look! Over there!" (opposite direction) "Haley's Comet!" Or whatever.
Thank you for the smiles.
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